this on is a funny one, try it and tell:

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i got:  I jumped on a potato because Professor Snape walked my way. what do you get?

THE GUIDELINES:

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I hexed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I made Polyjuice With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I snarked at
December-----I flew my broom into

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a phoenix
2-------a troll
3-------a wand
4-------a chalice
5-------a Hogwarts ghost
6-------a Death Eater
7-------my Floo
8-------my Crup
9-------my best friend's lover
10-------my neighbor
11-------my Potions teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a bartender
14-------a house-elf
15-------a goat
16-------a Hogwarts portrait
17-------Molly Weasley
18-------a clock
19-------a centaur
20-------a bat
21-------an Auror
22-------Voldemort
23-------a potato
24-------a bowtruckle
25-------a Quidditch player
26-------Ron's sister
27-------Ron's brother
28-------the Wizarding Wireless
29-------the squid
30-------a hippogriff
31-------a Squib

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I can do whatever I want, damn it.
Black---------because I bloody felt like it.
Pink-----------because I like Umbridge.
Red-----------because the goblins told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm a know-it-all.
Green---------because Professor Snape walked my way.
Purple---------because I lost my knickers!
Gray----------because Dumbledore said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because Malfoy offered me 1,000,000 Galleons.
Orange--------because my family were blood traitors.
Brown---------because I can--Voldemort said so!
Other----------because I'm a Death Eater!
None----------because I can't control myself!

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